Charles Spencelayh, English
We First Suspected Grandpa Was Losing His Eyesight When He Tried To Change the Channels on a Renoir, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
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/// Phillip sat in his robe, very dapper,
having cut off the frame’s plain brown wrapper.
He leered, nearly addicted,
at the model depicted
in the nude, (she’s why he’s now a fapper.)
/// Phillip’s mother, when young, was a flapper,
which is why her own father would slap her.
Did her youthful excesses
lead to how Phil expresses
his libido? (He’s now more a napper.)
/// Phillip furrowed his brow, deep in thought.
What to name this new painting he’d bought.
Maybe, “Nymph Scared by Cupid”?
Oh, no. That sounded stupid.
I know: “Ginger by Gilligan Caught.”