Johann Michael Neder, Austrian
That Painting I Couldn’t Post On My Blog Because the Boy Is Giving the Bird, 1836
Oil on mahogany
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/// Jutta was an obedient daughter,
who did everything Mama had taught her.
She would dutifully pose
in her gown of pale rose,
but she, sadly, had drunk too much water.
/// Three hours in, Jutta needed to pee,
but was warned not to move, and so she
pushed in under the table,
hoping that would enable
her to deal with the crushing ennui.
/// Both her legs gripped that leg made of wood,
and she hugged it as hard as she could,
but her need was so great
that she did urinate.
(No one knew ‘til she finally stood.)
/// Jutta’s now uncontrollable bladder
ruined table and floor with the splatter.
When he found out the cause
Papa ranted, because
Jutta’s pregnancy made him much madder.