Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish
“Honey, When I Said To Bring Home Some Boar’s Head, I Meant a Half-Pound of Their Maple Honey Turkey,” ca. 1616
Oil on panel
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/// By her nudity I was distracted,
(so maybe I overreacted),
but now my eyes jump
to see Trump blow his trump
behind hunters and boar, interacting.
/// The girl’s nudity I found distracting
and so maybe I’m overreacting,
but now my eyes jump
to see Trump blow his trump
behind hunters and boar, interacting.
/// Yes, in back of that bare-breasted “crumpet,”
I was sure I spied Trump with a trumpet.
Pallid skin, ruddy face,
no blonde hair out of place;
That face looks like him — like it or lump it.
(This properly rhymed poem replaces the one below,
which I apparently can neither edit nor delete.)
/// Please do not let my health concerns chafe,
but is eating meat from a boar safe?
My fear (though it’s gross) is
we’ll catch trichinosis,
and that’s why I avoid food that’s “treif.”