Dominique Papety, French
“He Loves Me, But Just Doesn’t Feel Ready To Make a Commitment…He Loves Me, But Just Doesn’t Feel Ready To Make a Commitment NOT. He Loves Me…,” 1848
Oil on oak wood
MASTERPIECE #3375
MASTERPIECE #3374
Lodewijk van der Helst, Dutch
“My Esteemed Houseguests: It’s Been Brought To My Attention That We Have Run Out of Toilet Tissue. Reserves Will Arrive With the Morrow’s Post. In the Meantime, I’m Afraid We’ll Have To Make Do With a Few of My Early Pencil Sketches,” ca. 1660-72
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2257 (8/5/19)
Franz von Lenbach, German
Portrait of the Robertsons, That Creepy Family That Never Blinks, 1903
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #3373
Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch
“Yo Babe, the Painter Has Asked You Numerous Times To Stop F***ing Around With Those Flowers,” 1654
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3372
Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch
“I’m Sorry, I’m a Little Deaf in My Left Ear. Could You Please Repeat What You Just Said About My Mustache, Tough Guy?,” 1668
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3371
Boris Kustodiev, Russian-Soviet
“Hey! I’ve Been Using This As a Dipping Sauce. When Were You Planning To Tell Me It’s Your Cat’s Food Dish?,” 1918
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK FRIDAY: MASTERPIECE #1876 (2/1/18)
Georges Seurat, French
A) A Sunday on La Grande Jatte, 1884
B) Super Bowl Sunday on La Grande Jatte, 1884
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3370
Albert Lynch, Peruvian
“What, These Flowers? Yeah, Bob Cheated On Me Again. But You Know What They Say: The Third Swedish Nanny’s a Charm,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3369
Luigi Crosio, Italian
“Oh Fine, Just Drop It Already. But Next Time Could You Please Buy a Stamp Like a NORMAL Secret Admirer?,” 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3368
Victor Marais-Milton, French
Yes, the Girls’ Roommate Mitch Had Come Home Drunk Again. So They Did the Classy Thing and Poured Him a Pot of Hot Coffee, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas