
Quentin Metsys, Flemish
“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who’s the Fairest of Them All? As You Consider Your Answer, Keep in Mind That I Do Own a Hammer,” ca. 1513
Oil on oak wood

Quentin Metsys, Flemish
“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who’s the Fairest of Them All? As You Consider Your Answer, Keep in Mind That I Do Own a Hammer,” ca. 1513
Oil on oak wood

William Maw Egley, English
“Oh Please, You Look Beautiful. Trust Me, I Would Tell You If Your Roots Were Showing,” 1857
Oil on canvas

John George Brown, American
“Hey Look, Invisible Man! I Found Your Dog!,” 1876
Oil on panel

Gerrit Dou, Dutch
Elderly Woman Reviewing the Ground Rules For Her Upcoming Bout With Jake Paul, ca. 1660-65
Oil on panel

Johann Baptist Reiter, Austrian
If They Expected To Be Taken Seriously As a Synchronized Swimming Team, the Women Were Definitely Going To Have To Step Up Their Choreography, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas

Sebastiano De Albertis, Italian
“Oh! Speaking of ‘Charge!,’ Remind Me To Plug In My Phone When We Get Back,” 1880
Oil on canvas

Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian
“Okay Folks, Could We Adjust Your Eyelines a Bit? Ma’am, If You Would, Look Directly Into Your Husband’s Eyes and Not So Much at His Toupée,” 1824
Oil on panel

Frederik Vermehren, Danish
There Are Two Exciting New Innovations on This Year’s Broadcast of the International Harvesting Tournament: “Super Sow-Mo” and “Instant Reap-Play,” 1859
Oil on canvas

Ricardo López-Cabrera, Spanish
“Yes, I Absolutely Do Think We Should Do It In Here. Why Waste All the Money We Paid For This Extra Soundproofing?,” ca. 1895
Oil on wood