Hans von Marees, German
Fights We’d Love to See: Roman Centurion vs. Tarzan, 1869
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #519
Abraham Janssens, Flemish
Wise Men Attempting to Ignore a Stinky Diaper, 1650
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #518
George Stubbs, English
Farm Workers Being Told They’ve Been Replaced by Illegals, 1785
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #517
Hans Baldung, German
Wife Discovers Miracle Cure for Husband’s Snoring, 1530
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #516
Freiburger Nelkenmeister, German
Wise Man Bringing Christ Child a 10-Piece McNuggets, 1479
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #515
Hans Burgkmair the Elder, German
God Nailing John the Evangelist With His Super Soaker, 1518
Oil on fir
MASTERPIECE #514
Hans Eworth, English
Sultan Suleyman the Magnificent, Trying to Keep His Perm Dry, 1549
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #513
Édouard Manet, French
Waitress Spotting Creep Who Grabbed Her Ass Last Time, 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #512
Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian
Mary Punishing Maid for Making Eye Contact, 1491
Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #511
Giovanni Bellini, Italian
Jesus Giving Thanks He Didn’t Order the Bad Sushi, 1465
Oil on wood