Freiburger Nelkenmeister, German
Wise Man Bringing Christ Child a 10-Piece McNuggets, 1479
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #515
Hans Burgkmair the Elder, German
God Nailing John the Evangelist With His Super Soaker, 1518
Oil on fir
MASTERPIECE #514
Hans Eworth, English
Sultan Suleyman the Magnificent, Trying to Keep His Perm Dry, 1549
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #513
Édouard Manet, French
Waitress Spotting Creep Who Grabbed Her Ass Last Time, 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #512
Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian
Mary Punishing Maid for Making Eye Contact, 1491
Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #511
Giovanni Bellini, Italian
Jesus Giving Thanks He Didn’t Order the Bad Sushi, 1465
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #510
Giovanni Fattori, Italian
Waiting for Triple-A, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #509
George Stubbs, English
Why I’m Not a Cat Person, 1762
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #508
Hans Baldung, German
Hercules DQ’d From Wrestling Match for Illegal Scrotum Grab, 1531
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #507
Massimo Stanzione, Italian
Judith With the Head of Holofernes (Wondering If She Needs A Lawyer), 1630
Oil on canvas