John Everett Millais, English
Minka Kelly Doing Community Service, 1856
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #583
Nicolas Poussin, French
Tonight on “Dateline”: Shocking Preschool Hazing Rituals, 1634
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #582
Sir Joshua Reynolds, English
Lady Cockburn, Wondering Where the Hell The Nanny Disappeared To, 1773
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #581
Simone Martini, Italian
St. Martin About to Get Nailed With the Old Hand in Warm Water Gag, 1322
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #580
Sandro Botticelli, Italian
Open the Tunnel, Here Comes the Choo-Choo, 1495
Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #579
Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish
Cupid, Giving the Dogs Ideas, 1625
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #578
Simon Vouet, French
Jesus at Nazareth Elks Club Bingo Night, 1615
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #577
Simon Vouet, French
Angel Distracted Seconds Before Vicious Attack by Chucky, 1635
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #576
Quentin Metsys, Flemish
Woman Pretending to Give a Rat’s A$% About Husband’s Stupid Coin Collection, 1514
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #575
Raffaello Sanzio, Italian
Women Forced to Consult Magic 8 Balls for Advice, Now that Oprah’s Gone, 1504
Oil on panel