MASTERPIECE #749 Andrea del Castagno, Italian Apostles at Last Supper, Wondering Where the Hell That Waitress Disappeared To, 1447 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #748 Albrecht Altdorfer, German The Ill-Fated Stunt That Got “Jackass” Cancelled, 1530 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #747 Michiel Sweerts, Southern Netherlandish Things Getting Weird at Last Night’s GOP Debate, 1648 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #746 John Everett Millais, English Joan of Arc Asking God if He’s Got Anything “More Slimming,” 1865 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #745 Emanuel Leutze, American Columbus Doing His Lame Rodney Dangerfield Impression, 1843 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #744 Andrea Vaccaro, Italian Saint Cajetan Declining Offer of Personal Thin-Crust Pizza, 1630 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #743 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Mother Discovering “Gift” Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #256 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Octomom Trying to Remember What She Did With the Other Three, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #87 Henri Fantin-Latour, French Party of Seven Realizing They’re Way Overdressed for the Olive Garden, 1872 Oil on canvas