MASTERPIECE #714 James Tissot, French Sinners Being Forced to Sit Through “Jack and Jill,” 1866 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #713 Auguste Toulmouche, French Admiring Herman Cain’s “Thanks For Not Coming Forward” Bouquet, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #712 Jacques-Louis David, French Monsieur Lavoisier, Wondering if His Wife’s Planning to Just Hover There All Night, 1788 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #711 Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish The Artist Staring at His Wife’s Rack, 1639 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #709 Angelo Bronzino, Italian Young Man Wondering Where the F He Put His Bookmark, 1540 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #708 Édouard Manet, French  What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861  Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #707 Simone Martini, Italian Prankster Tying St. Martin’s Shoelaces Together, 1322 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #706 Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres, French Police Artist Sketching God’s Description of his Mugger, 1801 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #705 John Singleton Copley, American Mrs. George Watson, Ready if the Painter Tries to Touch Her Boob Again, 1765 Oil on canvas