MASTERPIECE #803 Henrik Weber, Hungarian Composer Mihaly Mosonyi, Whose Beard Has Given His Wife Fleas, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #802 Nicolas Poussin, French Ugly Scene Following Announcement the 8:30 “Hunger Games” Is Sold Out, 1637 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #801 Johann Baptist von Lampi the Younger, Austrian Antonio Canova, Inventor of the Stick Shift, 1806 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #800 Johann Anton Alban Ramboux, German Billy Bob Thornton Wondering How the F#%k Harry Connick Jr. Ever Talked Him Into Joining a Monastery, 1822 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #799 Friedrich Overbeck, German Jesus, Now Realizing They Were Being Literal About the Blind Date Thing, 1815 Pen with black ink over pencil, watercolor
MASTERPIECE #798 Bernardo Lopez Piquer, Spanish Queen Maria Isabel de Braganza at the Exact Moment the Activia Kicked In, 1829 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #796 Francisco de Goya, Spanish “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 108), 1801 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #795 Jacques-Louis David, French The Death of Marat, Mid-Grocery List, 1793 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #794 Johann Peter Krafft, German-Austrian Copernicus Realizing He Forgot to Buy More Cheerios, 1856 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #793 Albert Anker, Swiss Memorial for Career of Disney Executive Who Green-Lighted “John Carter,” 1863 Oil on canvas