MASTERPIECE #707 Simone Martini, Italian Prankster Tying St. Martin’s Shoelaces Together, 1322 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #706 Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres, French Police Artist Sketching God’s Description of his Mugger, 1801 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #705 John Singleton Copley, American Mrs. George Watson, Ready if the Painter Tries to Touch Her Boob Again, 1765 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #704 Nicolas Poussin, French This Year’s West Hollywood Halloween Parade, 1624 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #703 Charles Sprague Pearce, American Trying to Remember if She’s Gay or Not, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #702 Charles Sprague Pearce, American Taylor Lautner in “Anne of Green Gables,” 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #699 Nicolas Poussin, French “Paranormal Activity 5: Poltergeists in St. Peter’s,” 1657 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Surly Teenage Jesus Giving His Dad a “Whatever,” 1834 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #697 Joseph-Désiré Court, French Annoyed Girl Seriously Considering Strangling That Dang Parakeet, 1844 Oil on canvas