Simone Martini, Italian
Prankster Tying St. Martin’s Shoelaces Together, 1322
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #706
Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres, French
Police Artist Sketching God’s Description of his Mugger, 1801
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #705
John Singleton Copley, American
Mrs. George Watson, Ready if the Painter Tries to Touch Her Boob Again, 1765
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #704
Nicolas Poussin, French
This Year’s West Hollywood Halloween Parade, 1624
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #703
Charles Sprague Pearce, American
Trying to Remember if She’s Gay or Not, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #702
Charles Sprague Pearce, American
Taylor Lautner in “Anne of Green Gables,” 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #701
Nicolas Poussin, French
If Gerber Made Tequila, 1626
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #699
Nicolas Poussin, French
“Paranormal Activity 5: Poltergeists in St. Peter’s,” 1657
Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC
Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French
Surly Teenage Jesus Giving His Dad a “Whatever,” 1834
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #697
Joseph-Désiré Court, French
Annoyed Girl Seriously Considering Strangling That Dang Parakeet, 1844
Oil on canvas