MASTERPIECE #1008 Henry Raeburn, Scottish Lord Braxfield, Gift-Wrapping Himself For His Wife’s Birthday, 1798 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1007 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Orestes Pursued By the Furies (After Leaving the Toilet Seat Up), 1862 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1006 Joseph Wright of Derby, English How the NSA Read Your Mail Before the Internet, 1770 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1005 Joseph Abel, Austrian Stephen Colbert, Wondering If Les Moonves Got The Muffin Basket, 1814 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1004 Henry Raeburn, Scottish Captain Patrick Miller, Inventor of the “Crotch Curtain,” 1789 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1002 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish The Other Shocking Sex Scene on “Game of Thrones” Last Night, 1813 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1001 Jacques-Louis David, French Woman Sleeping With That Guy She Met On OkCupid, 1817 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1000 Giovanni Fattori, Italian Man Realizing He Probably Should’ve Waited Until They Invented Electricity Before Buying a Laptop, 1867 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #999 Joseph Wright of Derby, English “Resting Heart Rate 55 Beats Per Minute. Have You Been Working Out, Mommy?”, 1776 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #998 Vasily Vereshchagin, Russian This Friday In Theaters Everywhere: “Captain Siberia: The Winter Soldier,” 1877 Oil on canvas