MASTERPIECE #1004 Henry Raeburn, Scottish Captain Patrick Miller, Inventor of the “Crotch Curtain,” 1789 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1002 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish The Other Shocking Sex Scene on “Game of Thrones” Last Night, 1813 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1001 Jacques-Louis David, French Woman Sleeping With That Guy She Met On OkCupid, 1817 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1000 Giovanni Fattori, Italian Man Realizing He Probably Should’ve Waited Until They Invented Electricity Before Buying a Laptop, 1867 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #999 Joseph Wright of Derby, English “Resting Heart Rate 55 Beats Per Minute. Have You Been Working Out, Mommy?”, 1776 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #998 Vasily Vereshchagin, Russian This Friday In Theaters Everywhere: “Captain Siberia: The Winter Soldier,” 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #996 Henry Herbert LaThangue, English Gentleman Refusing to Eat After Wife Belittled His Stamp Collection, 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #995 Nicolae Vermont, Romanian Bored Girl Realizing It Would Have Been Faster To Have Just Taken a Selfie, 1928Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #994 Grigoriy Myasoyedov, Russian Johnny Appleseed’s Less Famous Brother, Jimmy Soybeanseed, 1888 Oil on canvas