MASTERPIECE #1528 Lazzaro Pisani, Maltese Cain, Wondering if He Should Take Abel’s Wallet to Make it Look Like a Robbery, 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1527 Hans von Marées, German “Come On, Talk to Him, Stacy. He’s Cute. Though I Have to Admit, Not the Best Dresser,” 1885 Pastel on paper laminated on textile image support
MASTERPIECE #1526 Johannes Gehrts, German Barbarian Dad Teaching His Son to Drive, 1885 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1531 Alfred Wierusz-Kowalski, Polish “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 105),” 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1524 Robert Harris, Canadian “I’m Sorry, Dennis. Would You Mind Repeating That Comment About My ‘Sweet Rack’? I Want to Make Sure I Have it Right for my Sexual Harassment Suit,” 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1523 Emile Claus, Belgian That Bizarre Tinder Date I Was Telling You About (But Hey, At Least He Brought Flowers), 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1522 Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin’ Kale Smoothie, 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1521 Frank Dicksee, British“Damn, This is Going Too Fast. Usually the Men I See Don’t Kill a Guy For Me Until the Third Date,” 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1520 Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Boy Riding Unicorn With Serious Meth Addiction, 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1519 Norman Macbeth, Scottish The Artist, Seriously Considering Shanking His Roommate if He Doesn’t Stop With the Snoring, 1884 Oil on canvas