Carl Oesterley, German
“I Can’t Believe All Three of Us Wore Brown and Blue. Guys, Do Me a Favor and Text Me Before You Get Dressed Tomorrow,” 1833
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1721
MASTERPIECE #1720
Robert T. Barrett, American
“Covfefe. C-O-V-F-I… No, Wait… C-O-V-E-F-…
I’m Sorry. Can You Please Use It in an Unintelligible Partial Tweet?,” 1949
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1719
Adolf Schmidt, German
Woman Trying to Remember What the Heck She Did With Her Hemorrhoid Pillow, 1834
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1718
Carl Julius Milde, German
Pastor Johann Rautenberg and Family, the Day Their WiFi Went Down, 1833
Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #1717
Michele de Napoli, Italian
“Sir, We’ve Confiscated All the Enemy’s Gold, Their Horses, and Their Weapons, But Unfortunately This Is All They Had in the Way of Toilet Paper. Can You Hold It Until We Get Back to Rome?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1716
Anthony VanArsdale, American
Pope Francis, Politely Waiting For Trump To Finish His Tweet Before Shaking His Hand, 2013
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1715
Ludwig August Most, Polish
That Time Grandma Lost Her Train of Thought in the Middle of a Story and We All Just Sat There For Like 10 Minutes, 1845
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1714
Ludwig August Most, Polish
“So I’m Halfway Through Building It When I Realize It’s Missing Parts. That’s the Last Time I Buy a Wagon Wheel From IKEA,” 1830
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1712
Gerard ter Borch, Dutch
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (page 251), 1673
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1711
John William Waterhouse, British
“Ohhh, I Get It, Odysseus. You’re Into the Whole “50 Shades” Bondage Thing. We Can Work With That, Right Girls?,” 1891
Oil on canvas