MASTERPIECE #1685 Albrecht Adam, German Pa, Moments Before Getting Nailed With His Second FUI (Farming Under the Influence), 1818 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1684 Johann Christian Reinhart, German Apollo Slaying the Python (Apparently Unaware You Need a Permit For That), 1817 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1682 Artist Unknown, Swiss “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Pages 42 and 43), 1808 Print
MASTERPIECE #1681 Emanuel Thelning, Swedish-Finnish “Yo, It Sounds Like I Just Got a Text. Could Somebody Down There Please Check My Phone?,” 1812 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1680 George Dawe, English “If Either of You Guys Knows What To Do For a Heroin Overdose, This Would Be the Time To Mention It,” 1809 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1678 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish Before the UFC Passed the Rule About Spears, 1817 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1677 Charles Robert Leslie, English “Don’t Feel Bad, Todd. Aristotle Got Me With the Saran Wrap on the Toilet Seat Too,” 1812 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1676 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish Revelers Celebrating National Arson Day, 1807 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1675 Louis Ducis, French “Come On, We Had a Deal: A Kiss For Trump’s Tax Returns,” 1812 Oil on canvas