MASTERPIECE #1758 Benjamin Haydon, British “Before We Get Started, Can I Ask Everybody To Please Scooch Your Chairs Back About Two Feet? You’re Right Up in My Personal Space,” 1841 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1757 Georges Rouget, French (After Jacques-Louis David) “Follow Me. Â I Think I See an Arby’s Up Here on the Right,” 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1756 Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian “Wait. Back Up. They’re Letting WHO Out of Jail?,” 1871 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1754 Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch “My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard,” 1840 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1753 Eugène Delacroix, French “I Wish You Guys Had Told Me You Were Hungry. I’ve Had These Protein Bars On Me the Whole Time,” 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1752 Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1751 Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 147), 1874 Oil on copper
MASTERPIECE #1750 Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1749 Vicente López y Portaña, Spanish Spanish Captain Mateo Casado, Winner of the 1838 Mr. Sarcastic Smirk Pageant, 1839 Oil on canvas