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MASTERPIECE #1758

Benjamin Haydon, British

“Before We Get Started, Can I Ask Everybody To Please Scooch Your Chairs Back About Two Feet? You’re Right Up in My Personal Space,” 1841

Oil on canvas

Georges Rouget, French (After Jacques-Louis David)

“Follow Me. I Think I See an Arby’s Up Here on the Right,” 1840

Oil on canvas

Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

“Wait. Back Up. They’re Letting WHO Out of Jail?,” 1871

Oil on canvas

Günther Gensler, German

Shia LaBeouf in “Lincoln,” 1840

Oil on canvas

Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch

“My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard,” 1840

Oil on panel

Eugène Delacroix, French

“I Wish You Guys Had Told Me You Were Hungry. I’ve Had These Protein Bars On Me the Whole Time,” 1840

Oil on canvas

Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840

Oil on canvas

Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 147), 1874

Oil on copper

Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss

Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827

Oil on canvas

Vicente López y Portaña, Spanish

Spanish Captain Mateo Casado, Winner of the 1838 Mr. Sarcastic Smirk Pageant, 1839

Oil on canvas