MASTERPIECE #2012 Mary Cassatt, American Mother Deciding Once and For All They’ve Got to Find Closer Day Care, 1893 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2010 Karl Pavlovich Bryullov, Russian Pompeii, About to Drop a Notch or Two on the List of Italy’s Most Liveable Cities, 1833 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2009 Titian, Italian Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2007 Il Sodoma, Italian The Ancient Athens Women’s Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2006 Titian, Italian Italian Princess With Her Panda Express Order Number Flag, 1555 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2005 Sebastiano Ricci, Italian Venus Infringing Upon Cupid’s Second Amendment Rights, 1713 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2004 John Everett Millais, English Promotional Poster for “Just Say No to Poisonous Berries” Campaign, 1851 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2003 Albrecht Durer, German Portrait Subject With Sign, “Will Work For Sharper Line Definition,” 1506 Painting on poplar wood
MASTERPIECE #2002 Wjatscheslaw Grigorjewitsch Schwarz, Russian Ivan the Terrible Visiting Vladimir the Bed-Ridden, 1864 Oil on canvas