Eugene von Blaas, Italian
Elizabeth Needed 500 Hours of Practice To Get Her Massage Therapist’s License, So She Couldn’t Afford To Be Picky When It Came To Volunteers, ca. 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2093
MASTERPIECE #2092
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Yes, I Know He’s Totally Hot. But I Have a Rule Against Dating Guys I Meet in Paintings,” 1885
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2091
Frederic George Stephens, English
“But Prithee, WHY Won’t You Marry Me, My Dearest? Is It Because I’m But a Lowly Woodcutter, Or Did I Lose You With the Unitard?,” 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2089
James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American
Whistler’s Mother’s No-Good New Boyfriend Mitch, Who Just Stole Her Chair When She Went To the Bathroom, 1872-73
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2088
Lowes Cato Dickinson, English
Famed 19th-Century Jurist, the Honorable Alfred J. Coemoveurre, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2087
John Bagnold Burgess, English
“Yes, They’re Cute, Sir. Just Don’t Let Them Crap in the Salad Again, Please,” Before 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2085
Mary Cassatt, Chilean-American
What REALLY Killed the Sport of Bullfighting, 1873
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2084
Henry Stacy Marks, English
“Yo, My Liege, I’m Just Sayin’. If His Highness Wanted a Ranch Style, It Would’ve Been Nice If He’d Told Us Earlier,” 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2083
Anthony Frederick Sandys, English
Lady Gaga’s First Communion Photo, 1887
Colored chalks on pale blue paper
MASTERPIECE #2082
John William Waterhouse, English
That Look When Your Loom Runs Out of Ink and Staples Closed Five Minutes Ago, 1915
Oil on canvas