MASTERPIECE #2208 Wilhelm Hauschild, German “Hold Up. On Second Thought, Can You Just Make Me a Glock?,” 1880 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #2207 Helen Allingham, English “Children, Mother Needs Some Me Time. Can You Just Play Quietly Here For the Next 10 Years Or So?,” 1880 Watercolor and gouache
MASTERPIECE #2206 Jan Verhas, Belgian “In an Old House in Paris That Was Covered With Vines, Lived 112 Little Girls in 22 Straight Lines,” 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2205 Ludwig Knaus, German “Um, You Guys? I Think We’re Going To Need a New Sword Swallower,” 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2204 Edward Burne-Jones, British “Just Stay Perfectly Still, Honey, and I Think We’ll Be Okay. Whatever You Do, Do NOT Make Direct Eye Contact,” ca. 1887 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2201 Théobald Chartran, French Legendary Blues Guitarist 34B.B. King, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2200 Emanuel Leutze, German-American “You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me. I Can’t Have Been Selected For Jury Duty Again ALREADY,” 1864 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2199 Sigmund Eggert, German “You’d Best Take Your Hands Off Me, Herr Müeller, Or I’ll Stick That Beer Glass Where the Sonnen Don’t Schein,” 1878 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2197 Manuel GarcÃa Hispaleto, Spanish “I’m Taking Bets on the Royal Baby’s Name. Currently the Favorites are Arthur and Albert, and the Two Biggest Longshots are Cooter and Zeke,” ca. 1878 Oil on canvas