MASTERPIECE #2139 Robert Braithwaite Martineau, English “Trust Me — You Do NOT Want To Go In There For Awhile,” 1855 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2138 Hans Heinrich Bebie, Swiss “Here’s a Good One For You, Grandpa. ‘Single White Female Seeks Sugar Daddy With a Ben Franklin Vibe,'” ca. 1852 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2137 William Bouguereau, French “Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2136 Jan Vermeer, Dutch “It’s Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma’am. It’s Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting,” ca. 1667 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2135 Leopold Löffler, Polish “I Know You’re Not Thrilled About Marrying Your First Cousin, My Dear, But This Way, At Least We Know He’s From a Good Family,” 1852 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2134 Sir Frederic Lord Leighton, English Let Me Guess. Lizzie Dropped Her Book in the Toilet Again, 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2133 Jean-Georges Béraud, FrenchThe Lost Marx Brothers Classic, “A Slap Fight at the Opera,” 1889 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2132 Joseph Severn, English “Sorry To Bother You, Ms. Queen of Scots, But Before You’re Beheaded, Could We Get Your Autograph?,” 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2131 Thomas Faed, Scottish The Dennison Family, Getting Portrait-Bombed By Some Dude in the Forest, 1851 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2130 Mihály Vorossipkas Kovács, Hungarian All Dressed Up With No One To Bludgeon, 1852 Oil on canvas