Berthold Woltze, German
“He Loves Me…But Wants To See Other People, He Loves Me…But Wants To See Other People Not, He Loves Me…But Wants To See Other People…,” Before 1896
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2190
MASTERPIECE #2189
Aleksander Kotsis, Polish-Russian
“Listen, You Two Can Just Sit There If You Want, But I’m Going To Try To Find a Theater Showing ‘The Avengers,'” 1873
Oil on board
MASTERPIECE #2188
Charles-Philippe Larivière, French
“I Don’t Know About You Guys — I Was Really Hoping To Get Into ‘Game of Thrones’ This Season, But It Reminds Me Too Much of Work,” 1842
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2187
Auguste Serrure, Belgian
Unfortunately For the Men Behind Him, in His Haste To Celebrate His Victory, Philip Failed To Realize His Crossbow’s Safety Was Off, 1870
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2186
Philip Hermogenes Calderon, British
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 371), 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2185
Philipp Sporrer, German
“Come On — If You Won’t Listen To Me About the Outfit, At Least Let’s See a Smile. No Chick in Her Right Mind Is Swiping Right on That,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2184
Erskine Nicol, Scottish
The Ferguson Boys, Pretty Sure the Painter Just Farted, 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2183
Eugène Fichel, French
“Don’t Get Me Wrong — It’s Great. I Just Wish You Had Told Me You Were Painting Me As a Nude,” 1871
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2182
Frédéric Soulacroix, French-Italian
“I’m Cheating on My Husband With the Earl of Cornwall. Do You Guys Know How I Can Get Hold of a Burner Phone?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2181
Anselm Feuerbach, German
The Judgment Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870
Oil on canvas