MASTERPIECE #2265 Pekka Halonen, Finnish “Not To Tell You Your Business, Bro, But It Generally Works Better If You Actually Swing the Hammer,” 1903 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2263 Émile Friant, French People Magazine’s Sexiest Painter Alive 1898: Edgar Degas-sling, 1905 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2261 César Pattein, French When the Other Girls Discovered the Note From Her Secret Admirer, Felicity’s Face Turned Bright Red. Or Maybe That Was Just a Rash From the Burlap, 1905 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2258 Eliseu Visconti, Brazilian The Artist Doing His Impression of Wolverine, 1902 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2256 John Singer Sargent, British-American Johnny Soon Realized There Was No Need For a Net When He Could Catch All the Fish He Wanted With His Raw Sexuality, 1901 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2255 Frederick Woodhouse, Jr., Australian When Nigel Opted For the Sleeveless Look For the Third Day in a Row, We Knew It Was Time To Have Him Checked For a Concussion, 1901 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2254 Josef Wopfner, Austrian “You’re Right, Sir. $1.2 Million Seems Like a High Asking Price Given the Condition, But Look — There’s a Pool,” 1901 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #2251 Hans Thoma, German Normally I Wouldn’t Be In Favor of Burning the Flag, But In This Case It’s a Possible Public Health Issue, 1892 Oil and chalk on paper