José Jiménez y Aranda, Spanish
Painters Capturing That Rarest of Sights: An Amish Woman in the Wild, 1886
Gouache
MASTERPIECE #2302
MASTERPIECE #2301
Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch
Woman Telling Husband That For Her Birthday This Year, She’d Like Either Flowers or Breast Implants, 1670
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2300
William Powell Frith, English
Hank Wasn’t a Big Fan of Prison, But on the Plus Side, He Was Killing It on His Fitbit, 1880
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2299
William Powell Frith, English
Woman Watching “Marriageable Bachelor in Paradise” on Her New iCompactCase, 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2298
Moritz Stifter, Austrian
“Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?,” 1889
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2297
Eastman Johnson, American
Cecily Wanted To Join the Circus But She Couldn’t Afford Trained Poodles, So She Was Forced To Get Creative, ca. 1872-1880
Pastel on wove paper, mounted to canvas on a wooden stretcher
MASTERPIECE #2296
William Powell Frith, English
“Hey, Good-Lookin’ — Can I Interest You in a One-Knight Stand? Get It? Because I’m a Knight? . . . Hello?,” 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2295
Charles Joseph Grips, Dutch
“Hey Chuck, Here’s a Crazy Idea. Why Don’t You Put Down That Stupid Paintbrush for Five Minutes and Help Me Out Over Here?,” 1866
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2294
John Pettie, Scottish
Carl Vowed He Would Not Rest Until He Found the A**hole Who Stole His Bookmark, 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2293
Hugh Cameron, Scottish
Unfortunately Molly Realized a Split-Second Too Late That the “Face-Washing Bowl” She’d Found Was Actually Grandmother’s Chamber Pot, 1870
Oil on canvas