“Sorry Pal, But You’re Going To Have To Pay Like Everyone Else. I Wouldn’t Be Much of a Tolltaker If I Let Every Guy Who Showed Up With a Circus Elephant Go By For Free, Now Would I?,” ca. 1875
John George Brown, American When Charlie Couldn’t Get FaceTime To Work On His Banana Phone, He Realized He Probably Should’ve Gone With the Apple One, Date Unkown