THAT IS PRICELESS

 

Ludwig Knaus, German

“What Do You Mean You’re Cutting Me Off? After Just Four Pudding Cups? Do I Look Like a Lightweight To You?,” 1886

Oil on mahogany wood

 Hans Thoma, German

“Easy, Ma’am. When I Said ‘Take Your Clothes Off,’ I Was Merely Offering To Carry Your Basket For You,” 1891

Oil on canvas 

 

Th. Rennert, German

“Ah, I See You Received My ‘Get a Well Soon’ Card,” 1891

Oil on panel 

 Lovis Corinth, German

“Yeah, Yeah, Sure — It Looks Just Like a Real Wolf. Um, WHEN Did Your Mom Say You Could Have Your PlayStation Back?,” 1891

Oil on canvas

 

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Cupid Pursuing His Off-Season Side Hustle of Piercing Ears, 1891

Oil on canvas

 

Kazimierz Stabrowski, Polish

“Oh My Gosh, You’re @therealhousefinch? I Love Your Tweets!,” 1891

Oil on canvas

James Ensor, Belgian

Me Watching “The Masked Singer” on Acid, 1890

Oil on canvas

 Albin Egger-Lienz, Austrian 

“Like It? I Call This One ‘Woman Nervously Waiting For Nevada To Count Its Dang Votes,'” 1891

Oil on canvas

 

Paul Gauguin, French

If I Had a Hammer, I’d Hammer in the Morning My Underpants, 1891

Oil on canvas

 

Hans Thoma, German

Guarding the Nudist Colony In Case of Any Election Day Civil Unrest, 1890

Oil on cardboard