MASTERPIECE #2825 Carl Röchling, German “Captain, These Three Soldiers Were Born With Feet Where Their Hands Should Be. So I Would Argue They Actually Belong in the Cavalry Division,” 1890 Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #789 (3/6/12) Louis Gallait, Belgian The Gorton’s Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He’s Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2821 Laura Theresa Epps Alma-Tadema, British Annoyed, Hayley Wished Jeff Had Briefed Himself on the Female Anatomy BEFORE They Got to the Honeymoon Suite, Date Unknown Oil on panel
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1143 (2/1/15) Arthur Hughes, English Realizing She Just Sent That Nude Selfie to the Entire F***ing Office, Before 1901 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2819 Archibald Archer, British “Considering We ‘Borrowed’ Them From the Parthenon, Of Course We COULD Just Give Them Back. But I’d Love To See What We Can Get For Them on Craigslist First,” 1819 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2818 Joseph Dorn, German “Great Job. Now Could You Give Me One 8×10, a Couple of 5x7s, and 10 Wallet-Size? I’ll Wait,” 1832 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2817 Daniel Gardner, British “I Had To Improvise a Bit With This Year’s Witches’ Brew, Ladies. Whole Foods Ran Out of Pumpkin Spice Eye of Newt,” 1775 Gouache and chalk on paper
THROWBACK THURSDAY: #1847 (12/14/17) Jules Arsène Garnier, French “You Know, I’m Going To Go Out On a Limb and Guess That Your Husband DOES Check Your Texts,” 1876 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2816 Adriaan de Lelie and Willem van Leen, Dutch In His Advanced Age Nathaniel’s Eyesight Had Begun To Fail, But Luckily He Hadn’t Lost His Herring, 1815 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2815 Jacques-Louis David, French Leonidas Making Mental Note To Take His Sweet Time When Re-Sheathing His Sword, 1814 Oil on canvas