
Charles Haigh-Wood, British
“The Cards Say You Shall Both Meet the Gentlemen You Will Marry Before the Year Is Out. Oh, and To Take the Bengals and the Points, Whatever That Means,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas

Charles Haigh-Wood, British
“The Cards Say You Shall Both Meet the Gentlemen You Will Marry Before the Year Is Out. Oh, and To Take the Bengals and the Points, Whatever That Means,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas

Carl Johann Spielter, German
“Listen Eloise, I Don’t Want You To Get the Wrong Idea About This Relationship. Just Because We’ve Been Married For 57 Years and Raised 9 Children Doesn’t Mean We’re a ‘Thing,'” Date Unknown
Oil on linen

Johannes Baeck, Dutch
“Oh, Thank Goodness! When You Said You Were In Here ‘Tuning Your Lute,’ I Wasn’t Sure What I’d Be Walking In On,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel

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Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
“Stop It, Genevieve! Enough With the Splashing, You Moron, or This Painting’s NEVER Going To Dry!,” 1884-87
Oil on canvas

Jean Carolus, Belgian
“The One Thing I Don’t Want, Dear, Is a Big, Gaudy Engagement Ring. That’s Soooo Tacky. Plus I’m Afraid It Might Clash With the Lambo,” 1874
Oil on canvas

Julius LeBlanc Stewart, American
Demonstration Sport at the 2016 Olympics: Synchronized Nude Rabbit Hunting, 1898
Oil on canvas

Jean Carolus, Belgian
“Ohhh, This One Might Be My Favorite, Ladies: ‘If I Could Give This Painting Zero Stars I Would. The Women All Just Sit There Like Lumps As Their Pedantic Guest Holds Court in a Classic Mansplaining Posture. Borrrr-ing! Jean Carol-US? More Like Jean Carol-LAME!,'” 1871
Oil on canvas

Albert Beck Wenzell, American
“Oh By the Way, Phyllis, I Made Our Martinis a Little Stronger Than Usual This Evening. Did You Taste a Difference?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas