MASTERPIECE #1846 Eugène Romain Thirion, French “Joan of Arc, God Has Chosen You To Lead the Armies of France Against the English. No Offense, But the Truth Is We Needed a Diversity Hire,” 1876 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1801 Edward Poynter, British Sextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1780 Paul Delaroche, French When You’re Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1743 Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American “This Is Good, Tom. But Just To Be Safe, I Think Only Congress Should Have the Power To Declare a Twitter War,” 1819 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1724 François Joseph Heim, French “Wait, Everybody. Without Uniforms, This Is Way Too Confusing. We’re Going To Have To Do Shirts Vs. Skins,” 1834 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1585 Theodore Robinson, American “My Dearest Maude, I Only Left But Hours Ago, and Yet I Miss You Terribly. May the Days Fly By Until You’re in My Arms Again.All My Love, Charles P.S. I Think Your Cat Might Be Dead,” 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1553 Louis Hestaux, French Surveillance Video of Guatemala’s Covert Uranium Enrichment Program, 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1536 Henry F. Farny, American “Hey, If We’re Going to Do This, You Mind Flipping Me Over in 20 Minutes? I Want to Make Sure I Tan Evenly,” 1885 Gouache and watercolor