Matthias Stom, Dutch
Mary’s Parents, Visiting From Florida, 1637
Oil on canvas
Category: Virgin Mary
MASTERPIECE #1689
Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German
“I Checked with God About the Facebook Thing. He Says If There’s Not an Option for ‘Having a Supreme Being’s Child By Virgin Birth,’ You Should Just Say ‘It’s Complicated,'” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1561
Alice Havers, English
The Virgin Mary, Having Gotten Four Hours of Sleep in the Past Year-and-a-Half, 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1533
Ilona Barabas, Hungarian
The Virgin Mary Getting Carded at Nazareth Liquors, 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #858
Francesco Albani, Italian
God Asking Mary if She Could Watch the Kids While He Hits “Skyfall,” 1608
Oil on copper
MASTERPIECE #814
Louis-Jean-Francois Lagrenee, French
Virgin Mary’s Tiger Mom Forcing Her to Learn Calculus, 1772
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #812
Pietro Perugino, Italian
Mary Insisting Her Name’s on the List for Resurrection After-Party, 1476
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #768
Mariotto Albertinelli, Italian
Surveillance Footage of Mary’s Insider Trading, 1503
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #752
Guercino, Italian
Mary and St. Peter Bummed Out About the Saints Game, 1647
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #657
Juan Carreno de Miranda, Spanish
St. Anne Helping Mary Review Her Surrogacy Agreement, 1676
Oil on canvas