Piero del Pollaiolo, Italian
“Darn — I Never Thought I’d Be Up Here, So I Didn’t Write a Speech,” 1475
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1650
Category: Unfortunate Events
MASTERPIECE #1616
Giampietro Silvio, Italian
Man Reviewing His Suicide Note For Grammatical Errors, 1542
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1610
William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
Anna Kendrick, Wishing the Artist Had Told Her She Had Spinach in Her Teeth, 1899
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1608
José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese
“Troubling News From the Border, Sire. They Found a Kilo of Heroin in Santa’s Sleigh, and Now He’s Being Held for Questioning,” 1899
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1598
Robert Alexander Hillingford, English
Napoleon Alerting His Guests That the Evening’s Fireworks Display is Being Moved Outdoors, 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1597
Enrique Simonet, Spanish
“Whoops, Those Aren’t Her Tonsils. I Think I Need My Other Glasses,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1592
Erik Henningsen, Danish
“Don’t Worry, Ma’am. I Will Personally See That Your Husband Gets the Very Best Medical Treatment a Poor Rural Area in the 19th Century Has to Offer,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1589
Michael Ancher, Danish
“Honey, the Police Are Here. Can You Describe the Tuna That Did This to You?,” 1896
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1587
Frederic Remington, American
“You Know, Soaring Eagle, I’m Starting to Think the Traditional Turkey Might Have Been the Easier Way To Go,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1586
Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American
“Your People are Welcome to Keep the Leftovers. And By Leftovers, I Mean South Dakota and New Mexico,” 1915
Oil on canvas