Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
“Okay, I’m Going To Explain This One More Time, Dear, Since It’s Apparently Still Not Sinking In. We Get the Salesman To Agree on the Overall Price of the Car FIRST. Only THEN Do We Talk Monthly Payments,” 1906
Oil on canvas
Georg Friedrich Kersting, German
Sure, Neil’s Rifle Technique Was Unorthodox, But He Found It Kept Folks From Sneaking Up Behind Him, 1829
Oil on panel
Artist Unknown
“Oh, Good! Gatsby Just Brought Out the Pickleball Rackets. Shall We?,” 1926
Illustration
Gerard Thomas, Flemish
“I Know It Looks Weird. I Asked Her If She Wanted To Postpone To Some Day Her IBS WASN’T Acting Up, But She Insisted,” 1700-10
Oil on canvas
Artist Unknown
“I Appreciate You Wanting To Give Me a Nickname, Lady, But ‘Horny’ Isn’t Really Working For Me. And I’m Not a Big Fan of ‘Unic’ Either,” ca. 1510
Oil on canvas
George Wesley Bellows, American
Matilda Didn’t Mind When Stanley Went on His Long Fishing Trips, Because His Wax Figure Was Actually a Better Conversationalist. And, Yes, the Sex Was Better Too, 1924
Oil on canvas
Edvard Bentzen, Danish
“I Love Love LOVE That Dress, Mommy. Unfortunately, I’d Have To Eat Nothing But Strained Peas For a Month To Fit Into It,” 1861
Oil on canvas
Albrecht Frans Lieven De Vriendt, Belgian
Count Baldwin II, Cleanup Hitter for the Antwerp Astros, 1889
Oil on canvas
Herbert James Draper, British
Resistance Training, Circa 1200 B.C., 1909
Oil on canvas
Augustus Egg, British
“So Does This Mean I’m a Knight Now?”
“Oh No, That’s a Different Sword. I Just Forgave Up To $10,000 of Your Student Loans,” 1857
Oil on canvas
