
Anicet Charles Gabriel Lemonnier, French
“Wait! Everybody Shut Up! I Think I Hear the Ice Cream Truck!,” 1812
Oil on canvas

Anicet Charles Gabriel Lemonnier, French
“Wait! Everybody Shut Up! I Think I Hear the Ice Cream Truck!,” 1812
Oil on canvas

Jean Carolus, Belgian
“Aha! I See You’re Writing Me To Demand a Divorce. Not To Nitpick, But You Spelled ‘Philanderer’ Wrong,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas

Jean Carolus, Belgian
“There’s Nothing To ‘Get,’ Ma’am. It’s a Landscape Painting,” 1889
Oil on canvas

Charles Gregory, British
“Excuse Me Folks, But One of My Men Has a Touch of Explosive Diarrhea. Would You Mind Terribly If He Used Your Loo?,” 1884
Watercolor

Albin Egger-Lienz, Austrian
Sofia Suddenly Blanked in the Middle of Her Kindergarten Entrance Exam. What WAS the Central Theme of “Green Eggs and Ham?” C’mon Girl — You Know This!, 1895
Oil on panel

Jean Carolus, Belgian
“I Like It, Honey. I Do. But Do You Really Think There’s a Market For Paintings of Nude Women?,” 1855
Oil on panel

Egon Schiele, Austro-Hungarian
For Scott and Tammy, the Low Point of Their Son’s Birthday Party Was Losing at Strip Pin the Tail on the Donkey, 1918
Oil on canvas

Mark Gertler, British
Kimberly Demonstrating Her Newly Discovered Hack For Getting Seated Faster at Restaurants, 1924
Oil on canvas

Henry Alexander, American
Today’s Experiment: Studying the Effect of Alcohol on One’s Bitterness at Being Snubbed For the Nobel Prize AGAIN, ca. 1885-87
Oil on canvas

Workshop of François Gérard, French
Napoleon With the Backscratcher He Won Playing Skeeball, ca. 1805-15
Oil on canvas