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Vittorio Reggianini, Italian

“Dearest, Would You Mind Terribly If I Joined Your Sisters To Watch the End of the Cowboys-Niners Game? We Can Always Pick Up This Proposal Tomorrow,” Before 1938

Oil on canvas

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Oh Dear. It Turns Out That When Dawn’s Husband Vowed He Would Sit Naked Atop the Flagpole in the Middle of the Town Square Before He Ate Her Confounded Meatloaf Again, He Wasn’t Bluffing, 1845

Oil on canvas

Leopold Carl Müller, Austrian

“Okay, First Word! Sounds Like…’Massage?,'” 1882

Oil on canvas

Theodore Gérard, Belgian

“Being 85, Naturally Your Grandfather and I Assumed It Was Safe To Stop Using Birth Control, But SURPRISE!,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian

“Oh, This Is New. Before I Can See the Painting I Have To Prove I’m Not a Robot By Tapping All the Pictures With Traffic Lights,” 1889

Oil on panel

Bartholomäus Sarburgh, German

“It’s Not a Hat. It’s a Solar Panel for a Sex Machine,” 1625

Oil on oak panel

Charles Amédée Philippe Van Loo, French

“I Don’t Get It. How Are You Supposed To Take a Selfie With This Thing?,” 1764

Oil on canvas

Guillaume Seignac, French

“Oops! Sorry, Venus! But That’s Why I Asked You Guys To Wear the Orange Vests,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Gerard van Honthorst, Dutch

Cecil Was Plenty Miffed About Being Bumped From First Chair and Wasn’t Afraid To Let the Conductor Know It, 1624

Oil on canvas

Axel Jungstedt, Swedish

Not What I Thought You Meant When You Said You Were Taking Me To See the Stones, 1888

Oil on canvas