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William Henry Bartlett, English

“Okay Darling, Just So We’re Clear About Our Agreement: You Don’t Have To Help Me Row, and I Don’t Have To Help You Pay For College. Deal?,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Benjamin Franklin Rawson, Argentine

Eddie Munster As a Blonde, 1868

Oil on canvas

Jean Béraud, French

“My, What a Sporty Little Convertible! I Went With the SUV, Because I Needed Room in the Back For All My Kids’ Soccer Crap,” ca. 1880

Oil on panel

Walther Gamerith, Austrian

Winifred Had Taken To Sleeping in Formal Wear Just in Case She Had That Dream About the Met Gala Again, 1936

Oil on canvas

Bartolomeo Passarotti, Italian

“It Keeps Pigeons From Landing on My Head. Why? Does It Look Weird?,” ca. 1580

Oil on canvas

Johann Gottfried Auerbach, German

“If the Baby Asks For His Rattle, You Never Saw Me. Got It?,” ca. 1730

Oil on canvas

Jean Béraud, French

“…So Finally, the Stunned Agent Says, ‘Wow, That’s Quite an Act. What Do You Call Yourselves?’ And the Father Says…’The Aristocrats!,'” 1882

Oil on canvas

Ludwig von Hofmann, German

“Three Wishes? Okay, Let’s See. My First Wish Is For a Million Dollars. My Second Wish Is World Peace. And My Third Wish Is That You Untie Me and Give Me and the Other Park Ranger Our Clothes Back,” ca. 1900

Pastel over pencil on wove paper

Christian Andreas Schleisner, Danish

Irving Loved It When Sylvia Whispered Dirty Talk in His Ear. But It Was Always a Little Awkward When She Did It at Work, 1859

Oil on canvas

Paul Fischer, Danish

“Wow, This Is Really Great Exercise. Especially the Part Where You Stop Every 20 Feet To Pull Your Skirt Out of the Spokes,” Date Unknown

Oil on panel