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Jan Willem Pieneman, Dutch

“That’s Okay, Dear. I Don’t Need an Autographed Copy. Appreciate the Offer Though,” 1829

Oil on canvas

 Albrecht De Vriendt, Belgian

In Retrospect, Ned Realized He Probably Should’ve Proposed BEFORE Shouting “Checkmate!,” 1868

Oil on panel

William Sartain, American

“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Rogaine,” 1907

Oil on canvas

Albert Guillaume, French

“You Will Meet a Stranger Who Will Attempt To Defraud You and Steal Your Money. No Wait, That’s Me. Ignore That,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Albert Guillaume, French

More Like YAWN Giovanni, Am I Right, People?, 1904

Oil on canvas

Workshop of Joshua Reynolds, British

Tree Getting Acupuncture For a Barkache, Between 1775 and 1799

Oil on canvas

Franz Xavier Simm, Austrian

“Be Honest, Clifford. Do We Have Something Special, Or Do You Show All the Girls Uranus on the Second Date?,” 1890s

Oil on wood

Hans Hassenteufel, German

Despite Having Used Melissa As a Model For Years, the Artist Only Knew Her As “Lefty,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Jean-Léon Gérôme, French

Can You Believe That Beautiful Statue Hooked Up With That Sculptor Guy? She Must’ve Been Pretty Hammered, 1890

Oil on canvas

Woutherus Mol, Dutch

“Look, I Wasn’t Going To Say Anything, But Since You Asked…Yes, I Think You MAY Have Gotten Ripped Off on Those Breast Implants,” 1808

Oil on canvas