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Franz von Stuck, German

Spring Breakers, Greece 2500 B.C., 1918

Oil on canvas

Josef Kinzel, Austrian

“Orrrr…We Could Talk About Something OTHER Than the NCAA Basketball Tournament,” 1900

Oil on canvas

Daniel Ridgway Knight, American

“Oh Come On, Frank. I Don’t Need To See That. At Least Get Behind a Tree or Something. Downwind, Please,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Peder Severin Krøyer, Norwegian

“…She Was 29, Smelled of Lilacs, and If I Can Read My Handwriting, Preferred Reverse Cowgirl. Now That Does It For the H’s. Do You Really Want To Hear the Rest of My Little Black Book?,” 1885

Oil on canvas

Charles Sillem Lidderdale, English

Young Girl Looking To Trade For a Relief Pitcher, 1875

Oil on canvas

 Madame Gustave Hequet, French

Artist Trying To Hide His Annoyance That You Just Sneezed on His Easel, ca. 1850-60

Oil on canvas

Roger Jourdain, French

“Hi, I’m Here To Rent a Boat. My Girlfriend and I Would Like To Do Some Canoe-dling,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Clemens von Pausinger, German

When Crimefighting By Itself Wasn’t Paying the Bills, Batgirl Had To Start Stripping on the Side, 1916

Oil on canvas

Nikolai Avenirovich Shabunin, Russian

“Can You Keep a Secret? I’m Not Actually a Natural Blonde,” 1904

Oil on canvas

Josef Danhauser, Austrian

“Um, Larry? Why Does the Inscription on the Back of This Locket You Gave Me Say ‘World’s #1 Grandma?,'” 1836

Oil on canvas