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Charles-Melchior Descourtis, French

“Shhh, Just Pretend We Don’t See Them. I Guarantee Our Clothes Aren’t Going Anywhere. I Hid an Exploding Dye Pack in My Underpants,” ca. 1798

Oil on canvas

John Riley, English

“Aha! So It’s True, Grandmama! You ARE Trying Out for the Quidditch Senior League!,” 1686

Oil on canvas

John Mackie Falconer, American

Ken Was Bummed To Discover That Most People Don’t Dress Up For Presidents’ Day Anymore, 1851

Watercolor

Jean Raoux, French

Trying To Adjust the Brightness on Her iPad, ca. 1720s

Oil on canvas

Anonymous

When Ella Stripped Down To Play Solitaire in the Middle of the Party, It Was Clear She Wasn’t Playing With a Full Deck, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Thomas Brooks, English

“Very Funny, Grandma. No Seriously, Everybody. I Need a Location. OTHER Than an Orgy.” 1852

Oil on canvas

Pierre Jacques Dierckx, Belgian

Elizabeth Couldn’t Decide. Should She Actually Wait For Josiah To Tell Her How Good She Smelled, or Go Ahead and Call HR Right Now?, ca. 1900

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

“Yes, in Fact, This is ALSO My Pickleball Paddle. My Friends and I Play With Gherkins,” ca. 1758

Oil on canvas

Richard Cosway, English

“Oh, Hi! I’m So Glad You Stopped By. Some Joker Put Super-Glue on My Rosin Cloth and Now I’m Stuck To This Stupid Thing,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch

“Check It Out! I Found the Remote For the Garage Door!,” 1632

Oil on oak panel