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Ludwig Knaus, German

“Yes Dear, That Does Seem To Be Helping With Your Body Odor Issue. But It Might Be Easier If You Just Wore Deodorant,” 1875

Oil on canvas

Frederic Leighton, British

“I Know Some People Would Probably Call This Scene ‘Idyllic.’ And I Guess It Would Be, If You Actually Enjoyed the Jazz Flute,” ca. 1880-81

Oil on canvas

Marie Bracquemond, French

The Joys of Bigamy, 1880

Oil on canvas

Vasily Vereshchagin, Russian

“My Bad, Fellas. I Thought I Heard the Enemy In There. But It Looks Like It Was Just a Couple of Raccoons,” 1871

Oil on canvas

Peter Baumgartner, German

Cliff and Tammy’s Marriage Counseling Sessions Got a Lot More Entertaining After They Both Started Using Acting Coaches, 1878

Oil on canvas

Jan Matejko, Polish-Austro-Hungarian

“Here You Are, Sir. As Requested, the Largest Boston Cream Doughnut We Could Find,” 1872

Oil on canvas

Constantin Hansen, Danish

“Dude, What’s the Deal? I Thought You Said There’d Be Hookers Here,” Between 1860-64

Oil on canvas

Georg Schwer, German

When the Job Posting Said You Could “Make a Bundle,” This Wasn’t Exactly What Erin Had In Mind, 1860

Oil on canvas

Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, German

Alexis Knew Her Gymnastics Career Was Over If She Grew Taller Than 5’2″, and At This Point She Was Willing To Try Anything, 1849

Oil on canvas

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