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 Jacek Malczewski, Polish

Her Royal Highness Alexandria, Duchess of Cumberland (and Her Husband, Zeke), 1905

Oil on canvas

 

Giovanni Fattori, Italian

The Artist’s Wife, Contemplating the Irony That Her Groundhog Day Casserole Is Repeating On Her, 1905

Oil on canvas 

 Akseli Gallen-Kallela, Finnish

When the Government Refused To Do Anything About the Jewish Space Laser, Justin Took Matters Into His Own Hands, 1903

Tempera on canvas

Christian Rohlfs, German

When You’re Trying To Paint a Chicken But You Get Cockblocked, 1906

Watercolor with gouache on firm wove paper

 Julius LeBlanc Stewart, American

“Hey Sis, Could I Borrow Your Scarf? Rocky Just Dropped a Deuce On My Brake Pedal,” 1901

Oil on canvas

 Henry Scott Tuke, British

“Me? I Lost My Shirt Shorting GameStop Stock. What’s Your Story?,” 1903

Oil on canvas

 

Edmund Leighton, British

“Don’t Be an Asshat, My Beloved. Lower Your F-ing Mask. And Remember — Two Sword Lengths!,” 1900

Oil on canvas

 Niko Pirosmanashvili, Georgian

Chuck Figured That If He Was Going To Drink Himself Under the Table, He Might As Well Just Start There, 1905

Oil on oilcloth

 

William McGregor Paxton, American

“What the — ? Who Stole My Weed?,” 1912

Oil on canvas

 

Herbert James Draper, British

Every Once in a While, Kate Liked To Spice Things Up for the UberEats Driver By Answering the Door Without Her Robe, 1900

Oil on canvas