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Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

And With That, Tony Was Officially 0 for 75 With His Pickup Line About Having an 18-Inch Rod, 1811

Oil on canvas

 

Wilhelm Koller, Austrian

“Yeah, I Forgot To Mention I’m Falcon-Sitting For a Friend This Weekend. But Don’t Worry — I Can Sedate Him Before the Movie,” Date Unknown

Oil on board

Louis-Léopold Boilly, French

“Hi, I’m a Time Traveler From the Future and I Have Crucial Information About British Troop Positions That I Must Get To Napoleon Before the Battle of Waterloo. Unfortunately, I Wasn’t Thinking and Put It All on a Flash Drive,” 1801

Oil on canvas

 

François-Édouard Picot, French

The Forgotten Jonas Brother, Renaldo Jonas, 1820

Oil on canvas

Jean-Charles-Joseph Rémond, French

“Yo, Zeus! Beer Me!,” 1818

Oil on canvas

Johann Venuto, Czech

“Okay, I See Now That You and I Have Different Interpretations of ‘Doing a Little Gardening.’ I Think I Might Need Another Basket of Seeds,” 1820

Watercolor on wove paper

Pieter Breughel the Younger, Southern Netherlandish

“Huh — That’s Weird, Fellas. I Heard This Guy Had Money Up the Ying-Yang. But Now I’m Starting To Think Maybe That’s Just An Expression,” ca. 1592

Oil on panel

Anne-Louis Girodet de Roussy-Trioson, French

“You Know, You Don’t Need To Blow That Thing To Call For a Winged Chariot Anymore. They Have An App Now,” ca. 1814

Oil on canvas 

 

Barthel Beham, German

When You Tell the Rental Car Agent You Want To Talk To His Supervisor and He Says She’s At Lunch, 1527

Oil on spruce

Francesco Hayez, Italian

“Relax, Babe. Sure, I Deserted From the Army, But It’ll Be Weeks Before They Come Looking For Me. I’ll Bet You a Hundred Bucks They Haven’t Even Noticed I’m Gone,” 1812-13

Oil on canvas