Josef Kinzel, Austrian “So Then the Guy Says To Me, ‘You Know, You Look a Lot Like Tom Skerritt.’ And I Say, ‘Who the Hell is Tom Skerritt?’ But He Just Gets Back in His Time Machine and Drives Away,” 1897
“It’s Okay, Girls. But I Think We’ve All Learned a Lesson About Name-Calling Today. Where Did You Ever Hear of a Word Like ‘Feckless’ Anyway?,” Before 1886
Eugene de Blaas, Italian “They Say Meghan’s Asking For an Annulment. Turns Out the Whole Thing Was Just a Publicity Stunt for the DVD Release of ‘Suits’,” 1897