A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015) Edmund Blair Leighton, English “Oh, Good. Looks Like There’s An Uber Driver Just 117 Years Away,”, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1744 Jozsef Molnar, Hungarian Moses Now Thinking Maybe He Should’ve Listened to Siri and Stayed on the Highway, 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1711 John William Waterhouse, British “Ohhh, I Get It, Odysseus. You’re Into the Whole “50 Shades” Bondage Thing. We Can Work With That, Right Girls?,” 1891 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1440 Eduard Hildebrandt, German What Happens When You Call an Uber in Paraguay, 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1435 Carl Rottmann, German Angry Tour Groups Wondering How This Piece of Crap Got Five Stars on Trip Advisor, 1850 Wax, oil, and resin on plaster
MASTERPIECE #1404 Edmund Blair Leighton, English “Yo, You Guys Fleeing to Canada Because of Trump? Can I Bum a Ride?,” 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1318 Évariste Carpentier, Belgian Young Girl Still Jet Lagged From Her Weekend at Shepherd-Con, 1882 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #972 Junius Brutus Stearns, American George Washington, Still in Bad Shape After His Royal Caribbean Cruise, 1853 Oil on canvas