A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010) Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish The Third Wise Man, Detained by Authorities for Myrrh Trafficking, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #957 El Greco, Spanish The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #519 Abraham Janssens, Flemish Wise Men Attempting to Ignore a Stinky Diaper, 1650 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #516 Freiburger Nelkenmeister, German Wise Man Bringing Christ Child a 10-Piece McNuggets, 1479 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #369 Franciszek Smuglewicz, Polish Ethiopian King Telling Lost Wise Men How to Get Back on the Highway, 1785 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #339 Albrecht Durer, German Pssst. Nice Globe. But You Left the Price Tag On, 1504 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #226 Hieronymus Bosch, Dutch The Three Wise Men, Plus a Fourth Who Showed Up Naked, 1510 Oil on panel