Emile Munier, French
Adam and Eve’s Nanny Giving the Kids a Snack, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1345
Category: The Old Testament
MASTERPIECE #1302
Christian Rohlfs, German
Moses Getting the VIP Treatment at a Holiday Inn Express, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1067
Aert de Gelder, Dutch
Ahimelech Giving the Sword of Goliath to David (Though David Would Secretly Rather Have the Twenty Bucks He Owes Him), 1680
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1048
Peter Cornelius, German
Joseph Describing The Mugger Who Stole His Dreamcoat, 1816
Fresco with tempera
MASTERPIECE #1014
Benjamin West, Anglo-American
Jacob Healing Children With Gluten Allergies, 1768
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1013
Benjamin West, Anglo-American
Adam and Eve Being Expelled From Paradise (Minus Their Security Deposit), 1791
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #986
Lovis Corinth, German
Adam and Eve, Looking For the Jerk Who Stole Their Fig Leaves, 1911
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #930
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian
Angel Warning Isaac That Somebody’s Getting This on Their iPhone, 1594
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #925
Briton Rivière, Irish
Daniel in the Lions’ Den, Watching The Series On Their Plasma Screen, 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #836
Jacopo Amigoni, Italian
The Quickie Divorce, Old Testament Style, 1739
Oil on canvas