The Old Testament – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1345

Emile Munier, French

Adam and Eve’s Nanny Giving the Kids a Snack, 1880

Oil on canvas

Christian Rohlfs, German

Moses Getting the VIP Treatment at a Holiday Inn Express, 1880

Oil on canvas

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Ahimelech Giving the Sword of Goliath to David (Though David Would Secretly Rather Have the Twenty Bucks He Owes Him), 1680

Oil on canvas

Peter Cornelius, German

Joseph Describing The Mugger Who Stole His Dreamcoat, 1816

Fresco with tempera

Benjamin West, Anglo-American

Jacob Healing Children With Gluten Allergies, 1768

Oil on canvas

Benjamin West, Anglo-American

Adam and Eve Being Expelled From Paradise (Minus Their Security Deposit), 1791

Oil on canvas

Lovis Corinth, German

Adam and Eve, Looking For the Jerk Who Stole Their Fig Leaves, 1911

Oil on canvas

Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Angel Warning Isaac That Somebody’s Getting This on Their iPhone, 1594

Oil on canvas

Briton Rivière, Irish

Daniel in the Lions’ Den, Watching The Series On Their Plasma Screen, 1890

Oil on canvas

Jacopo Amigoni, Italian

The Quickie Divorce, Old Testament Style, 1739

Oil on canvas