John Maler Collier, English
Eve Running From the G.E.P.D., 1911
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1459
Category: The Bible
MASTERPIECE #1426
Jan Lievens, Dutch
“Oh Sure, Delilah, Make the Gay Guy Do It. Because We All Know How to Cut Hair, Right?,” 1630
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1338
Eugene Auguste Francois Deully, French
Photo Eve Probably Wishes She Hadn’t Put on Instagram, 1887
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1302
Christian Rohlfs, German
Moses Getting the VIP Treatment at a Holiday Inn Express, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1270
Carl Bloch, Danish
Samson Thinking Seriously About Firing His Personal Trainer, 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1091
Eduard von Gebhardt, Estonian
Jesus Following Up Lazarus Trick By Guessing a Woman’s Birthday, 1896
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1087
Jacopo Robusti Tintoretto, Italian
“No Seriously, It’s Not Like the Last One. This One’s From Whole Foods,” 1550
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1067
Aert de Gelder, Dutch
Ahimelech Giving the Sword of Goliath to David (Though David Would Secretly Rather Have the Twenty Bucks He Owes Him), 1680
Oil on canvas