The Bible – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2664

Giuseppe Vermiglio, Italian

“Wait. You’re Just Supposed To PINCH Someone For Not Wearing Green?,” 1621

Oil on canvas

Robert Fowler, Scottish

Salome Doing the Nae Nae, 1885

Oil on canvas

José Ferraz de Almeida Junior, Brazilian

Judas Kicking Himself For Not Taking His 30 Pieces of Silver in Bitcoin, 1880

Oil on canvas

Giorgione, Italian

Joseph Couldn’t Help Wondering Why the “Son of God” Was the Spitting Image of the Mailman, 1502

Oil on panel

Jozsef Molnar, Hungarian

Moses Now Thinking Maybe He Should’ve Listened to Siri and Stayed on the Highway, 1850

Oil on canvas

Jean-Charles-Joseph Rémond, French

“Kidding! I Was Just Faking It, Cain! You’re Not Mad, Are You? Cain! Come Back!,” 1838

Oil on canvas

Alessandro Turchi (called Orbetto), Italian

David, Upon Being Told You’re Actually Just Supposed to Pinch Someone For Not Wearing Green, 17th century

Oil on canvas

José Madrazo, Spanish

“You Have the Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used to Establish a Major Western Religion…,” 1803

Oil on canvas

Tivadar Kosztka Csontváry, Hungarian

Moses Checking His Yardage to the Green at the Farmers Insurance Exodus Open®, 1908

Oil on canvas

Axel Kulle, Swedish

The Prodigal Son Returns (But Can’t Remember If He Fed the Meter), 1882

Oil on panel