MASTERPIECE #2055 Vilhelm Hammershøi, Danish At First, Artists Found Julie’s Shyness Endearing, But Eventually It Became a Real Problem, 1905 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2050 François-Louis Dejuinne, French “Tell You What, Gentlemen. Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don’t You Take Your Tops Off?,” 1821 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2018 Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-English Trying To Decide If That Cute Painter’s Gay, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1795 Adolf von Schallberg, Austrian“Sorry, Adolf. I Didn’t Notice This Pile of Dirty Laundry Behind Me Until Just Now. Plus I’m Standing Weird. Can We Please Start Over?”, 1860 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1785 William Powell Frith, English The Artist, Wondering If Maybe His Story About Seeing Monet At His Gym Wasn’t As Fascinating As He Thought It Was, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1610 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Anna Kendrick, Wishing the Artist Had Told Her She Had Spinach in Her Teeth, 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #820 Sir Joshua Reynolds, English Portrait of the Artist, Off to Kill a Spider in the Bathroom, 1775 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #758 Johann Georg Edlinger, Austrian The Artist Catching You Looking at His Wife’s Boob, 1800 Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #737 Charles Willson Peale, American Self-Portrait (Before the Hair Plugs), 1822 Oil on canvas