James Collinson, English
“You See, Honey? You Just Clap and the Lights Go On. Not Bad For $19.99, Huh?,” 1856
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2125
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MASTERPIECE #2118
Edvard Munch, Norwegian
“Can You Guys Believe This? My Dumb@$$ Mom Can’t Figure Out How To Use the Debit Card Swiper Thingy,” 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1935
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
Exhibitor Displaying Her Merch at This Year’s Idolatry-Con, 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1919
Friedrich Ernst Morgenstern, German
“I’ll Take Two Halibuts and a Salmon. Unfortunately, My Pants Are in the Dryer. How’s Your Throwing Arm?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1908
Gustavo Hastoy, Brazilian
“Okay, Okay, Mom! I’ll Drive You To the Grocery Store in a Minute. Just Let Me Finish Signing the Brazilian Constitution First,” 1891
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1895
Adriaen van Utrecht, Flemish
“Here, Tony. The Other Street Vendors and I Took Up a Collection. Now Go Buy Yourself a F***ing Air Freshener,” 1639
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1873
Pietro Antonio Rotari, Italian
The Founder of IKEA’s Daughter, Trying To Decipher the Instructions He Left For His Funeral, Before 1762
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1864
Juliusz Kossak, Polish
“But Your Excellency — I’m Already Giving You the Painting For 500 Bucks Under Invoice. What If I Could Get You Zero Down, No Interest For Six Months? I Need You To Work With Me Here,” 1881
Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #1861
Léon Augustin Lhermitte, French
“No, I’m Sorry, I’ve Never Heard of an ‘iPad Mini’. Are You Sure You Have the Right Apple Store?,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1857
Julius Hübner, German
“Sorry For the Confusion, Folks. These Are Just My 95 Theses Attacking the Catholic Church. If You’re Looking for the “Fire and Fury” Book, You Might Try Barnes & Noble,” 1878
Oil on panel