Sex – Page 2 – THAT IS PRICELESS

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1601 (12/14/16)

Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Fantastic Beasts and How to Repel Their Unwanted Sexual Advances, 1898

Oil on panel

Ernst Stöhr, Austrian

“Sorry, Honey. This Was Supposed To Be Your Big Valentine’s Day Surprise, But Then Your Mother Decided To Drop By,” 1907

Oil on canvas

Gustave Caillebotte, French

Couple Watching Two Carriage Horses Going At It, 1877

Oil on canvas

Edouard Quitton, Belgian

“So Were You Ever Planning To Tell Your Mother and Me You Were Stripping? Or Were You Just Going To Wait Until We Opened This W-2?,” 1884

Oil on oak

Louis Gallait, Belgian

The Gorton’s Fisherman, Breaking It to His Wife That He’s Banging Mrs. Paul, 1848

Oil on panel

Jules Arsène Garnier, French

“You Know, I’m Going To Go Out On a Limb and Guess That Your Husband DOES Check Your Texts,” 1876

Oil on canvas

John Michael Crossland, English

Famed Cricket Player Nannultera (Also Available for Fraternity Initiations and Sex Dungeons), 1854

Oil on canvas

Alfons Viñals i Roig, Spanish

Santa Taking the Edge Off Before Telling Mrs. Claus He’s Screwing the Tooth Fairy, 1880

Oil on canvas

Emile Pierre Metzmacher, French

A Teaching Moment at This Year’s “Take Our Courtesans To Work Day,” 1887

Oil on panel

Heywood Hardy, British

As Lady Rutherford and Her Husband Entered the Swingers Retreat, She Made a Mental Note To Get the Name of That Stable Boy, 1907

Oil on canvas